who’s got two thumbs and a free ticket to Gogol Bordello and Man Man tonight at state because my jokes to them while they ate their dinner last night were out of the park?

THIS GUY.

THAT’S RIGHT.

THEY THINK I’M CHARMING.

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falling asleep to the sweet sweet sobs of connor oberst.

will someone please buy me the veggie eggs benedict from ruski’s and deliver to my door? i know ruski’s is less than a block away but i’m sleepy and can’t move.

crossing the line between coy and awkward since 2006

i need someone who appreciates brunch and Morrissey as much as i do.

Wow Wilfred season 3 got real real.


okay, please do. thanks, luv u. xoxoxoxoxox